Ok, so nobody has posted ANY UPDATES as to what the hell is going on with Clarkson Nordic. I am now forced to make the upades myself. Let's get things going!
When the 2010 Fall semester started, the team was highly motivated and was doing 3hr overdistance workouts twice a week. This quickly degraded and everyone became fat because someone told everyone that cheese poofs were good athlete food.
At ski camp, Bruce impregnated the entire girl's team while the men were distracted dancing to "All the Single Ladies".
The next day, they were all eaten by bears.
Way to go guys.
Saturday, January 1, 2011
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